Thanks for the "Howdy", jerks!

Hey you know what, screw you guys. Whatever happened to common courtesy? Remember the days when you could drive down the road and everyone you saw waved as you waved back? Ok so maybe I don't really remember them either, but that is not the point. The point is that you people are all jerks. That's right, I'll just come right out and say it. I am not ashamed to admit to you that I am a little hurt that you don't leave comments when you come to my blog. Is it because I said your kids were ugly? Well then let me clarify: I meant that your kids are only ugly when they are compared to mine. That's all I was saying. Kennington, you are off the hook (although I seem to remember a time when you didn't claim Utah...you changed man). As for the rest of you, I am SOOO disappointed. You are the kind of people who like to peruse the merchandise but when its time to actually buy you just walk out the store. Don't even for a second think that I am overreacting here either. Just because it's 1:30 in the morning does not mean I don't possess all of my faculties. In fact I'd say that I am at my best at this time of day. Yeah, so what if I stay up half the night spying on you and your families. Does that make me creepy? Ok, perhaps it does. Sure, I could use my hours in the night to "read" books and get "smart", maybe educate myself enough to get a "real job", but why? All I am trying to do is just make sure that my life is happier than all of yours. After all, isn't that what this is all about? Competition? Your damn right it is, and when it comes to being neighborly and saying 'hello' when you drop by, YOU ALL LOSE!