Perhaps I ought to say a little about my wife and I. Allison and I met in August 2005. We went to a rodeo together with some mutual friends. There I watched Ally as she fo
ught of the charms and flirtations of my supposed wing man Spencer. Come to think of it I think she did massage his shoulders that night.HMMMMM....anywho, not long after that she met a psychic who told her she would marry a f
ella who stood 6'4". Well she looked and looked but couldn't find anyone else matching that description so she settled for me. I proposed in Alaska and was very romantic about it. On January 13, 2007 we married in Grand Junction, CO and later that year in May we were sealed in St. George, UT. She teaches choir at a middle school while I clean pet hair and child vomit from mini-vans and farm trucks. We live a very glamorous lifestyle. Last spring I got a wild hair to go to school and since have been attending Mesa State College. Ally is my sugar mama and I don't know what I'd do without her. Plus she is super hot, so that helps too.
ught of the charms and flirtations of my supposed wing man Spencer. Come to think of it I think she did massage his shoulders that night.HMMMMM....anywho, not long after that she met a psychic who told her she would marry a f
ella who stood 6'4". Well she looked and looked but couldn't find anyone else matching that description so she settled for me. I proposed in Alaska and was very romantic about it. On January 13, 2007 we married in Grand Junction, CO and later that year in May we were sealed in St. George, UT. She teaches choir at a middle school while I clean pet hair and child vomit from mini-vans and farm trucks. We live a very glamorous lifestyle. Last spring I got a wild hair to go to school and since have been attending Mesa State College. Ally is my sugar mama and I don't know what I'd do without her. Plus she is super hot, so that helps too. P.S.- Look how skinny my head looks in the non-old west picture. Damn. When Ally's mom first saw that picture she thought I was Arabic...huh?
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Hahaha! I forgot about the Arabic comment. I know you might have some "African-American" (is that PC enough?)
First of all, you're damn lucky Sam doesn't care about my little blog and so doesn't read it. Second of all, it probably would've been Brad Paisley's "Online." I think that could've been his theme. And since this is the WWW, I'm not writing what I would've told you in person.
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