Sunday, December 7, 2008
How Bazzar!
So let me ask a question: Do I look like MacGyver? Well apparently to the Egyptians I do. Seems like everywhere we went at the local swap meet on Saturday night people thought they were in the midst of a celebrity: Hulk Hogan. Now that I can understand but MacGyver? Didn't he have a mullet? Anywho, yes we safely got into Egypt late Friday night. Everything went well except for the fact that I came to the realization that I am grossly obese. I am telling you they didn't make those airplane seats for Hulk Hogan, thats for sure. Its very strange to see so many people shout "Barack Obama" at you, one fella said he liked him because they were both the same color. However, when you say "George Bush" with a thumbs up their expression quickly becomes sour, Damn Democrats! Ally didn't mind the pushy salesmen though as they showered her with compliments. Well I guess they were compliments. I believe that several times she was offered to leave her fat American husband and join a harem. She declined, thankfully. Her "beautiful eyes" seemed to be the charmer for the dirty little pervert men who wanted to swoon her into the wilds of Cairo. We quickly learned that it pays to be the rude American by simply pushing your way past the salesman, at least you can keep your money in your wallet.
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You have to remember they just now are watching the MacGyver series. We fat, lazy Americans are spoiled with our texting and voting to see who's going to be our next Idol. They are still amazed what MacGyver can do with chewing gum and 2 paper clips. Remember, it's better to be asked if you are MacGyver than that annoying robot girl from 'Small Wonder'...you'll have to google that some time when you get a chance because I'm pretty sure you're too young to remember her.
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